HST- Half Scruffy Thursday

Okie doke kids, I'm posting my HNT this week a little early because I got shiz-nit to do before the rafting trip. With that said...


So on my drive home I was listening to the radio and they brought up the NO SCRUF movement. The concept is that women are not going to shave until men do.

Now, personally, I think this whole concept of women being "fed up" with men being "scruffy" is just retarded. Let's face it, if a man does something a woman doesn't like I doubt we (men) could possibly get away with it for long. And if we are doing something that women find "unattractive" then this usually results in a lack of sex, and once sex is threatened changes happen.

Personally, I though the idea of an entire movement against something so retarded just had to be noted.

Let's face it, neither side of the battle of the sexs enjoys shaving, plucking, and so on. Guys don't' like feeling itchy from razor burn, and girls, well I'll let Blonde Vigilante field this one.

So why do we do it? Simple, for sex.
("Exile basing everything on sex? Get out!)

See, when women don't shave they wind up with porcupine legs and, well, a Wang shredder. Ya see, women only shave these parts when they know they'll be in view, and yes, women know if these parts will be viewed (and by who.) so naturally in society's view when a woman shaves it's a subtle sign of sexuality or sexual interest. (oh BTW, society thinks like a guy)

So with a woman's "sex appeal" tied to her grooming society has passed it as law that women must shave these parts.

So why doesn't this apply to men? Why don't men have to shave their legs? Simple, we're better than women.

(If you don't have a sense of humor you really shouldn't be here)

actually the reason men aren't held to the same shaving standards is simply because that's not what women want. (...And that's when they all started writing their hate mail). Men are still held to society's belief that men need to MEN, their masculinity tied to their strength and virility. Now strength is an easy thing to spot, (big muscles = strong) but virility isn't so easily identified. Ergo, a visible sign of virility must be found. And that sign is facial hair, as we all remember in the squeaky-voiced days of youth, our facial hair was the first sign of puberty. Yes, the peach-fuzz of boy hood was being replaced with bristled hair of man hood.

facial hair had become the pelt of manhood, and seeing as though women like their man to look like a man (and not a boy) the facial hair has lasted.

Ironically, if women wanted the facial hair fad to go away they would have to only find the clean shaven men attractive, eventually the scruffy would go extinct (evolution, bitches).

Now, in my personal opinion shaving is a personal preference and should remain that way, but it should be done with their partner's needs in mind. In other words is a woman only shaved when she knew her boyfriend was going to come over that's totally acceptable. On the other hand, a guy should know that if his whiskers are lacerating his girlfriends thighs he should honor a request to shave. BTW, I used boyfriends/girlfriends in this example because we all know married people don't have sex. (again with the hate mail? Sheesh, just leave it in the comments!)

With that said I present a very scruffy HNT

(This is a week's worth of growth, my testosterone goes else-where *wink*)

and a well shaved HNT

(so seeing as though I shaved I'm getting some, right?)



Ok, go look at all the other HNT pics that are actually sexy...

Oh, and to keep you out of trouble this weekend here's a little video that might motivate you to stay in and get that house work done.





(Yes, I get that the NOSCRUF thing is a joke, I'm scruffy, not stupid.)


Exile

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