The Make Out Kids
I've had this job long enough that I know the patterns of certain people just by seeing them on a day to day basis.
There are these two people, however, who I notice every day like clock work. As 1st shift on the production floor ends I usually have paperwork to run out to accounting in the other building. Sure enough when I walk past this green car I see this "couple" just make'n out. Now I know you're thinking this is a once or twice thing, or maybe once a week... No, they are making out prono style, thus I dubbed them "the make out kids."
I don't know the back story, I don't' know if they're sneaking around, or what, but they are dedicated. Every day, with music thump'n, they're out there "lips smack'n."
when I first saw it I thought "how cute, bleck."
then it was "geeze, get a room"
after a few weeks it was "man, enough already"
after the first month it was "just fuck her already!"
now, it's just down right creepy.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all about make'n out, but this is far beyond "I miss you smooches" this is out right "face fuck'n."
What would you think if you saw this every day?
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
There are these two people, however, who I notice every day like clock work. As 1st shift on the production floor ends I usually have paperwork to run out to accounting in the other building. Sure enough when I walk past this green car I see this "couple" just make'n out. Now I know you're thinking this is a once or twice thing, or maybe once a week... No, they are making out prono style, thus I dubbed them "the make out kids."
I don't know the back story, I don't' know if they're sneaking around, or what, but they are dedicated. Every day, with music thump'n, they're out there "lips smack'n."
when I first saw it I thought "how cute, bleck."
then it was "geeze, get a room"
after a few weeks it was "man, enough already"
after the first month it was "just fuck her already!"
now, it's just down right creepy.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all about make'n out, but this is far beyond "I miss you smooches" this is out right "face fuck'n."
What would you think if you saw this every day?
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
24 Comments:
What age are they? Sounds sort of cute.
By Sandra, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:28:00 PM
sandra- they're probably 17-18, they're young, but it's hard to tell around here.
By exile, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:44:00 PM
Personally I would hold up a score card depending on the days performance lol! ;)
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:17:00 PM
hella- you'd so yell out instructions
By exile, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:35:00 PM
Aw, that's just cute then. Maybe they have nowhere else to go. Young love - brings a lump to my throat (I think it's vomit, actually.)
By Sandra, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:07:00 PM
sandra- or a lump in your pants...
By exile, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:08:00 PM
Lol, I think it's cute too. Maybe they like knowing you see them.
By Robyn, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:59:00 PM
1. Throw rocks at the car. Or eggs.
2. Invite coworkers along and create a cheering section.
3. Leave a vaguely threatening note on the car from "security" or the neighborhood watch.
4. Knock on the window and ask if you can join in.
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:01:00 PM
Sounds like summer over at The Far Side. ex is legal from 15 and up, so everybody try to get as much action as they can starting 13. On park benches, in buses, in bushes... kids, porno-style. This is pedophile mecca (and really, REALLY disgusting for us normal people).
By Dizzie, at Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:32:00 PM
yeah, well at 17 that's sometimes all you can get. Ask frodo.
By SkookumJoe, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:53:00 AM
you're personality test is bang on lmao
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 6:33:00 AM
uh... quit lookin' in the car. If you know where to look to see it, you should know where to look to *not* see it.
Wid dat sedd...
I saw this and I thought of a few people... apologies if you've seen this before or perhaps even have it posted somewhere earlier in yr weblog:
http://sc.tri-bit.com/Real_Men
Enjoy!
Richard
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 7:03:00 AM
I'd probably wish they'd move over so I could crawl in there sandwhich.
By Beth, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 7:51:00 AM
No, bile comes up, not down. *grin*
By Sandra, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:06:00 AM
robyn- i dunno, the guy usually gives me this look like "what are you look'n at" when i walk by. and i'm intentionally trying not to look.
exo- i like #2, maybe we can do the wave
Heart of darkness- 13? bleck! i think i was still catching frogs at the creek at 13, i guess they are too.
skook- poor little halfling, they probably pass him around the locker room like a piece of meat. "yeah, who's the lord of your ring, bitch"
mitzee- yeah, i do bang a lot... what were we talking about?
richard- not only do i have to walk past the car, but they're not exactly quiet about...
QOA- i dunno, they look sweaty, and not sex sweaty, working all day on the production floor sweaty
Sandra- depends on which end we're talk'n here
By exile, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:20:00 AM
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By exile, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:21:00 AM
awww young love.
I think I may just pull up a chair with some popcorn and enjoy the show. If its free and I get to see some ass even better.
By Sassy, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:12:00 PM
awwww, sassy wants to see some ass-y
By exile, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:43:00 PM
Yes she does and it beter be some mighty fine ass-y, especially if I have to perch myself on the hood to see it!
By Sassy, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 8:11:00 PM
sassy- ahhhh, some of the breast things in life are free
By exile, at Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:04:00 PM
They are catching so much more then frogs... STD's are skyrocketing in this country, and no wonder!
By Dizzie, at Thursday, June 29, 2006 1:41:00 AM
Heart of darkness- they need to do sex ed that will appeal to the kids. maybe some poke'condoms
By exile, at Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:30:00 AM
i think you should sell tickets or maybe tape it and post it, no, no, thta would be wrong...
By Amanda, at Thursday, June 29, 2006 3:04:00 PM
amanda- yeah, and heaven forbid i do something that would be wrong, hehehehe
By exile, at Thursday, June 29, 2006 4:26:00 PM
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