For Hella's Grand-pappy

There once was an old man named James
who made a number of claims.
But this man from Guelph,
was hung like an elf
and in bed faced many shames.

Such was the plight of this geezer,
to always bed a woman but not please-her.
So one night he took some pills,
to give his latest some thrills,
but all the thrusting and shaking was just from a seizure





(Get better soon Gramps, cause my limericks aren't very good)

Exile

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