Happy Turkey Day

It's Thanksgiving Day, or haven't you heard nothing?
position your self right, and get with the stuffing.
The families will come out of the wood work in a swarm,
cover it with gravy to keep your giblets warm.
the turkey will be cooked, a fine brown glaze it will be dressed,
and wrap your mouth around a nice and juicy breast.

if you carve the turkey the requests you will hear,
be extra careful if you start from the rear.
use your knife to separate the dark from the light,
go nice and slow so there won't be a fight
don't for get the dinner rolls, they will be a treat,
do it right and those buns will be full of meat.

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all,
even if what you're going to have is small.
eat hearty when you get home,
watch your teeth when you get to the bone!

(if this didn't seem like my usual style try reading every other line,
hehehe)

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