Pissing Away An Afternoon
On The Hot Librarian's blog (http://thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com/) she recently did a post on why guys are all shy about peeing in public and/or in front of her. I'd post my comment here as well as there.
As a guy I can say that really, guys don't want to look at other man junk, nor to they want theirs looked at. Mainly it's a judgment thing. The fact is whether we look or not, whether we want to or not, a man's masculinity is often in direct correlation to the size of his "Wang-dang-doodle".
while taking a piss has no real emotional significance it is a moment when we have to drop our guard and be vulnerable. Unlike the ladies who can sit there like they're waiting for the bus, a guy has to have his "bait & tackle" exposed, also we are in now way ready to fight off a horde of ninjas.
the main reason most guys avoid public restrooms is that they often, very often, don't have walls between the urinals. In a vulnerable state if some guy starts check'n your stream you have no real defense (yes this does happen.)
We must also be able to relax enough to actually let loose our bladder. Those muscles are quite sensitive and hold their own with very little effort. That's why when guys have to pee we can hold it longer than women, better "piss sac muscles."
Finally, THL, think about it like this, you're able to piss in front of anyone, right? Could you change your tampon in front of just any one? What about letting out a big, potato sized, turd? Or what about a loud humid fart?
Think of it like this, even a stripper can feel an invasion of privacy from a peeping tom.
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Here's a direct link to the entry: http://haloscan.com/tb/thehotlibrarian/111055668397400788
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
As a guy I can say that really, guys don't want to look at other man junk, nor to they want theirs looked at. Mainly it's a judgment thing. The fact is whether we look or not, whether we want to or not, a man's masculinity is often in direct correlation to the size of his "Wang-dang-doodle".
while taking a piss has no real emotional significance it is a moment when we have to drop our guard and be vulnerable. Unlike the ladies who can sit there like they're waiting for the bus, a guy has to have his "bait & tackle" exposed, also we are in now way ready to fight off a horde of ninjas.
the main reason most guys avoid public restrooms is that they often, very often, don't have walls between the urinals. In a vulnerable state if some guy starts check'n your stream you have no real defense (yes this does happen.)
We must also be able to relax enough to actually let loose our bladder. Those muscles are quite sensitive and hold their own with very little effort. That's why when guys have to pee we can hold it longer than women, better "piss sac muscles."
Finally, THL, think about it like this, you're able to piss in front of anyone, right? Could you change your tampon in front of just any one? What about letting out a big, potato sized, turd? Or what about a loud humid fart?
Think of it like this, even a stripper can feel an invasion of privacy from a peeping tom.
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Here's a direct link to the entry: http://haloscan.com/tb/thehotlibrarian/111055668397400788
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
5 Comments:
atleast you didn't have the "green apple splatters" i mean, piss is one thing, letting out a turd burgler is quite another.
By exile, at Sunday, March 13, 2005 4:15:00 PM
ISH! Sounds like someone had a case of the montozumas!
By Anonymous, at Monday, March 14, 2005 5:56:00 AM
montozuma was a serious mo-fo
By exile, at Tuesday, March 15, 2005 12:22:00 AM
YIKES!
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, March 15, 2005 8:08:00 AM
told you that you lucked out on your trip.
but then again, was there any doubt you'd get lucky?
By exile, at Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:57:00 AM
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