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Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department

Friday, June 17, 2005

Canada Bound

(Keep in mind, after the untimely death of my laptop a whole bunch of stuff, I'm slowly rebuilding, this was the post I wrote on the plane, I hope.)

Canada Bound- A Poem

Gather round young tater tots,
I shall regale the story of naughty thoughts.
Quite please, and take your seat,
and listen close to this story incomplete.
Our tail begins far out in the west,
where money is plastic and so is each breast.
Exile is up late preparing for flight,
he's up to late, it's a restless night.
Attempting to sleep on a matters full of air,
only a matter of hours before this one is a pair.
Yancey thoughts swirl thought out his head,
land in an airport, crash in a bed.
A restless night of sleeping on the floors,
is dashed to pieces by Jenna in her drawers.
Startled and yancey, 2 hours of sleep,
at four in the morning Exile is a heap.
Sunglasses on he's brushing his teeth,
like a staggering drunk, he's slurring his speeth.
On the road at mach 5 Jenna's got her caffeine,
bordering nausea and death Exile holds back a scene.
Finally at the airport ready to go,
"sir, your terminal is on the other side of the airport, didn't you know?"
on the little blue buss the driver does fly,
Exile grips on the seat "I don't wanna die."
He finally boards and not a moment to late,
2 hours in security have fueled him with hate.
Waft back from the seat in front is a smell so rank,
the man in front of poor Exile has redefined stank.
Tired as hell he now has the munchies,
rewarded with pancakes cooked nice and crunchy.
The 5 hours flight crawled by quite slow,
that's what happens to time when you want some "you know."
Customs took too long, and he wanted out pronto,
FYI, this is the place with the stinkiest bathroom in Toronto.
Out of the gate and what does he see?
An entire terminal, minus one Mitzee.
Frantic calls abound and a chase follows in suit,
she's walking 50 feet ahead, and the wrong way to boot!
Finally it's here and that first kiss so perfect,
at that moment they know it was all worth it.
And so it was off to Jax, away they snuck,
months of yancey anticipation they were ready to... Sight see.


For the editorial sake of this poem,
I left out the details about all the throw'n.



Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com

32 Comments:

  • Don't forget THAT...and THAT....and THAT! Oh and THAT!!!

    you remember THAT, don't you?

    games....me likey, me bombed and me no more bloggy....got picked up by a blog reader today...called me MITZZEE too...............FREAKY!!!

    LOVE THE POEM SO MUCH!!! I remember all the details!!

    ciao ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, June 18, 2005 12:58:00 AM  

  • Poetry too? You're a man of many talents, isn't he Mitz?!

    Toronto loved havin' ya here babe!

    By Blogger Shora, at Saturday, June 18, 2005 8:46:00 AM  

  • he SURE is!

    hope your move goes well....btw....I'm right!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, June 18, 2005 9:56:00 AM  

  • oh and finally.....now that I'm sober.....Absolutely loved this post....perhaps one of my favs of yours, not just because of THAT, but because it was very well done.....almost reminded me of a NMBC song that Jack would sing and I could actually hear YOU singing it......say in the shower.

    BRAVO EXILE! (fans cheering)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, June 18, 2005 7:33:00 PM  

  • mitzee- how's that little song go? "mitzee blah blah, tipsy la la..." you're so cute when you're drunk, a bit bratty, but cute. so what do you mean you "got picked up by a blog reader"?

    shora- many talents, but spelling ain't one of it. it was the best vacation ever! can't wait to do it again. hehehe

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, June 20, 2005 9:27:00 AM  

  • you're alive! yay!

    i kid. ya. well u'll understand when you check my blog. or yahoo for that matter. creepy....ew.

    ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, June 20, 2005 10:35:00 AM  

  • mostly alive.

    unfortunately, untill the laptop is resurected there's going to be very little out put from
    Exile Industries.

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, June 20, 2005 10:39:00 AM  

  • awww, really??? no luck on fixing it then? i'm sorry......let me know if there's anything I can do? you should a let clacky reformat it for you. maybe you still can?

    hope all went well this weekend.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, June 20, 2005 10:44:00 AM  

  • no luck in finding my paperwork that shows when i bought it. if it's under warrenty i want hp to fix it. if it's not i'll start looking at the local tech repair places.

    i'm trying not to lose all my data, if i wasn't concerned about it i would have totally reformated. my other concern is why this happened. if it did it once it could do it again. i can't have that.

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, June 20, 2005 1:53:00 PM  

  • you've probably packed it away somewhere. maybe you filed it under D for Damaged Goods?? i kid...sorry. yes, I'd be a wee bit concerned about it happening again as well, especially since you need all your stuff on your comp.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, June 20, 2005 2:12:00 PM  

  • no no, birth certificates go under D for discharge. the laptop info goes under I because i use it on the Internet. no i know...

    yes, so that explaines the delay in fixing my comp. i'll be up and running soon. i'm hoping it's not as bad as i think it will be.

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, June 20, 2005 2:24:00 PM  

  • Yikes. I hope so too. Cross my fingers and toes for you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, June 20, 2005 2:33:00 PM  

  • thanks, my problem is that i think everyone is right. everyone says my hard drive died and everything is gone.

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, June 20, 2005 3:12:00 PM  

  • Oh SHIT! that sucks royally! I'm so sorry. Does that mean you lost everything? Didn't you say you had a jump card? I sure hope so.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, June 20, 2005 3:17:00 PM  

  • essentially i've lost everything that i've done on my new laptop. so all the files from my old computer are still intact on it (and some CDRWs) and the things i worked on at my old job that i put on my jump drive before i deleted them from the work computer.

    this means all my papers (that i didn't print hard copies), article ideas, pictues, programs, games, everything, gone. hopefully someone can salvage some of it.

    By Blogger exile, at Monday, June 20, 2005 5:26:00 PM  

  • OH MAN!!!! I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT SWEETIE!!! I REALLY AM. If there's anything I can do let me know. Muchos Sientos .... try to cheer up......i know that's easier said than done. sorry.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, June 20, 2005 6:29:00 PM  

  • it's like watching a good friend die...

    a good friend, who brings you porn

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 10:34:00 AM  

  • you do know you can rent porn from the adult video store right?

    want me to mail you some? (*ahem*)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 12:51:00 PM  

  • really? you'll mail me some? hmmmm... i thought you said zero on that.

    i guess exile depravation will do crazy things.

    sexy, btw, very sexy

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 1:02:00 PM  

  • what? what were you thinking i was refering to? so dirty...i meant a rento video........NO I KNOW! games....a la Mitzzee....hehehe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 3:18:00 PM  

  • MITZEE- right, you're going to rent me a video in canadan and shipt it to me *wink* i get ya

    serious- according to the mitzee/exile accord of 2005 a ruling passed puting a halt on all "sultry" details of the afore mentioned events of june 10th-13th. to violate this treaty will result in canada enfocing an embargo on Exile Industries and it's subsidiaries.

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:29:00 PM  

  • that's right!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:48:00 PM  

  • you and your embargos! *shakes fist*

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:53:00 PM  

  • but it's all worth it....no? wasn't it, huh? huh? come on now...you know it baby...you know it! ok i'll stop...i need some serious psychiatric help btw.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 5:00:00 PM  

  • shit yeah it was!

    By Blogger exile, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 6:01:00 PM  

  • know any good psychiatrists? and if you refer me to clacky I'll jump off the nearest bridge. jk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 6:23:00 PM  

  • muah

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 6:38:00 PM  

  • i know a couple, none of them good.

    you know, i could cure what ails ya.

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, June 22, 2005 9:45:00 AM  

  • You're SUCH A TEASE!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, June 22, 2005 11:07:00 AM  

  • first you tease, then you please

    have i taught you nothing?

    By Blogger exile, at Wednesday, June 22, 2005 1:53:00 PM  

  • me likey. ;0

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, June 22, 2005 6:58:00 PM  

  • oh, i know you do hehehe

    By Blogger exile, at Thursday, June 23, 2005 9:09:00 AM  

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