Haiku Friday
Survived rafting
beatup by little girls
shoulder is better
***
Sea-doos this weekend
and clean up pineneedles too
clerks will have to wait
***
I'm single again
time to lock up your daughters
(and farm animals)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
beatup by little girls
shoulder is better
***
Sea-doos this weekend
and clean up pineneedles too
clerks will have to wait
***
I'm single again
time to lock up your daughters
(and farm animals)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Labels: Haiku Fridays
27 Comments:
I guess I'm safe. I've only got a son.
By Beth, at Friday, July 21, 2006 11:21:00 AM
QOA- i guess i'll just have to settle for you, darn (hehehe)
By exile, at Friday, July 21, 2006 11:27:00 AM
Exile will settle
This much is true about him
He really digs chicks
I hate haikus. I suck at them.
By Mackenzie, at Friday, July 21, 2006 1:02:00 PM
bv- i'll settle? isn't settling a bad thing?
By exile, at Friday, July 21, 2006 1:14:00 PM
I've been told to never settle. So, yes, I guess it is a bad thing. But, settling for a piece of ass is totally different subject.
By Mackenzie, at Friday, July 21, 2006 1:52:00 PM
bv- ok, settling is bad then. as for a piece of ass, well, i guess you can settle once or twice
By exile, at Friday, July 21, 2006 4:13:00 PM
Okay, so are these settling and ass references about me? Because that totally means I need to work out more, I guess.
By Beth, at Friday, July 21, 2006 4:29:00 PM
i was wondering if your recent break-up was a result of your frolicking with wet teenage girls in her presence. Or did you just grow apart?
By SkookumJoe, at Friday, July 21, 2006 4:35:00 PM
QOA- i must let out a huge "gafaw" at that, there's no way anyone could settle for the queen. you're far too good to just settle for
skook- i frolicked because i was bored (i remember being that age with nothing to do, too young to drink, to old to play with toys) that was just me being me. it wasnt' a matter of us growing apart, she just got tired of me. these things happen (perhaps i need more facial hair)
By exile, at Friday, July 21, 2006 4:45:00 PM
More facial hair never hurts. Have you seen that guy Jason on "The Hills"? It works for him, might work for you.
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Friday, July 21, 2006 6:30:00 PM
Exile - Never settle my friend, it;s never a good idea!!
I guess we can cry on eachothers shoulders about our shared single-life!!
WHERE IS THE MARGARITAS???
By Anonymous, at Friday, July 21, 2006 7:04:00 PM
exo- i'd look like a cancer patient's scalp if i tried to grow out my facial hair. i think i'll just have to stick to the goatee
hella- of all the moisture we'd make, tears wouldn't be part of it
By exile, at Friday, July 21, 2006 10:10:00 PM
Fire, smoking, blackness
Children screaming, guts trailing
Holy Land bullshit
By Omar, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 6:50:00 AM
Do you use commas in Haiku?
By Omar, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 6:52:00 AM
Enjoy the weekend
see-doos and debauchery
I hear sheep are good
***
Got ass to movies
Kevin Smith is pure genius
Guts hurt from laughing
By Sassy, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:31:00 AM
Exile - you saucy thing you ......I like your style!!
Have a great weekend.........I'm sure you will see some pics of mine soon enough..VIA Sassy!
By Anonymous, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:40:00 AM
Lol... got a facination with cows and sheep do we? baaaaaaaaa. =)
By Robyn, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:28:00 AM
i won't get tired of you. but then distance does pay a part. lol.
By mistipurple, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:22:00 PM
omar- commas are completely acceptable
sassy- no see-doos, but it was nice to be in 70 weather again (it's been 115)
hella- well i have many styles, what's you favorite style?
robyn- i've been a baaaaaaaad booooooy
misti- yeah, the further away you are the better i look
By exile, at Sunday, July 23, 2006 5:04:00 PM
Exile - I am generally one of those chicks that enjoys a good perverted comment now and then....so I guess that perverted is my style;P
By Anonymous, at Sunday, July 23, 2006 5:06:00 PM
hella- there's more "now" than "then" when it comes to my perversions
By exile, at Sunday, July 23, 2006 5:36:00 PM
it works the other way too you know?
By mistipurple, at Monday, July 24, 2006 6:48:00 AM
I've been single for 2 1/2 yrs and i'm LOVING IT....embrace your freedom, fuck the rest.
By Anonymous, at Monday, July 24, 2006 7:02:00 AM
i repeat after mitzzee...
fuck the rest! heeheehee
By mistipurple, at Monday, July 24, 2006 12:25:00 PM
misti- are you saying that i dont' look good close up? *sniffle*
mitzee- i know, now i need to import a sexslave for a weekend
By exile, at Monday, July 24, 2006 1:35:00 PM
WTF? How long have I been gone? Single?
By Randi, at Monday, July 24, 2006 4:21:00 PM
randi- yup, at the gas station of love i have to pull into self serve. go back a few post for the story.
By exile, at Monday, July 24, 2006 4:53:00 PM
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