Someone Has A Sunburn

I hate Sunscreen.

i'm not even that much of a fan of lotion.

i hate the way it leaves my skin feeling all greasy and dirty. (i can find so many better ways to feel dirty...)

when i have to use sunscreen, i only use this stuff


It keeps me from roasting and unlike other sunscreens, it doesn't feel like the inside of a gay man's ass. (sorry Polt)

But, as miserable as sunscreen is to wear, atleast it washes off, unlike the sunburn that results from it's absense.


And yet, there are those who don't take these greasy precautions...




Nor do they follow the rules of how to tan


These people often find themselves looking a bit "crustacean-y".


In six days i have to be on Hella watch to make sure the girl doesn't turn her fair skin into a forrest fire. i'm going to be busy keeping this lobster from going to pot. (I heart puns).


I just other parts don't get too lobster-y.




Exile

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