Ugly Baby

so, i'm at work talking with one of the Techs (the only girl tech in the entire company), and the subject of babies come up:

Tech- Babies are so cute.
Exile- if you say so
Tech- you don't think babies are cute?
Exile- i've seen my share of ugly ones.
Tech- (offended) What? all babies are beautiful!
Exile- i beg to differ
Tech- you're a liar
Exile- i am not. i have seen some ugly ass babies. (turning to someone else in the lab) Hey Wilbert, have you ever seen a baby and said 'damn, that's any ugly ass baby'?
Wilbert- um, yeah... yeah, i've seen some ugly babies.
Tech- you're both horrible
Exile- ask anyone, some babies are just plain ugly.
Tech- THEY ARE NOT! they're beautiful and they smell wonderful.
Exile- they're loud wrinkled little people with bags of shit strapped to them. ma'am, our views of beauty differ.
Tech- you should never be allowed to have children
Exile- can i get that in writing?

after that conversation abruptly ended i took an impromptu survey of parents around the office, they all have kids, and they all have seen their share of ugly babies.

we all know how much i adore children *vomits silently in mouth* but there are some babies that are so damn ugly they belong in jar.

it's a fact.





Exile