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Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

One of our Office Specialists returned from vacation with a huge “cold sore” on her lip. Needless to say I could just let this go….





A Very Tina Christmas
(To the tune of Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Tina, the Herp Lipped OS,
had a very shiny sore.
And if you ever saw it,
you could watch it fester and grow.
All of the other staff members,
Used to point and stare at it.
They never let poor Tina,
Share any of their drinking cups.
Then one long and boring day,
Diane came to say:
“Tina with your blister so grande,
why don’t you brighten up our Monday!”
Then all of the office staff noticed,
And from the office they began to flee.
Tina, the Herp Lipped OS,
You’ll go down on history… like the pony!


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