An Ego With Girth

I decided to write a narrative introduction for when I'm famous. I'll have people read this right before I walk on stage:


To say he is could be one of the greatest human beings to ever walk the earth would be inaccurate. He is, most definitely the greatest human being to transverse this spinning ball of dirt, orbiting a puny yellow sun. An accomplished writer, his work has sickened and delighted countless readers, though it is rumored that one of the readers was a count. A local boy, as many would so label him, he grew up in the less filthy parts of Orange County, and recently he's been known to haunt the Fullerton Junior College. His publishing credits are among, but not limited to Saddleback College's Wall Literary Journal, as well as Skinnie Magazine. As any good writer, he currently has multiple writing projects at his fingertips, including multiple screenplays, a three-part novel, and two collections of short stories. But as a great writer, his work is not only the antithesis of the current Hollywood hack writing, but will change lives and world of every person fortunate enough to have their lives touched. From the depths of madness to the peaks of elation, he is truly a revolutionary writer, and a gift to all humanity.


Exile

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