Fun With Robots

They're like telemarkers of the internet. i'm talking about those robot things that randomly e-mail you and act like a real person. they usually can't respond to your responses too well. so, like telemarketers i tend to screw around with them. there's a fine line between fun and pathetic. by the way, the robot puts typos into what it types, very clever.

femail100percent: hi... anyone there?

exile509: yes, but i can't be too sure

femail100percent: oh your thhere hi...

exile509: like a monkey!

femail100percent: a/s/l (age sex lodation)?

exile509: 24/m/ca

femail100percent: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.

femail100percent: so what have you been up zo exile509?

exile509: nothing much, just waisting time on-line

exile509: how about you?

femail100percent: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)

femail100percent: feel like a little cyber fun with me ?? please please...

exile509: that depends

femail100percent: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lpl ok?

exile509: first, tell me your favorite color

femail100percent: maybe you shoulddnt ask so many questions

exile509: checking to see if you're real or a robot

exile509: that's all

femail100percent: bot? whats that? some kinda insult or somethong?

femail100percent: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?

exile509: i'm wearing shorts, not pants

femail100percent: just loungging around in my undies.... u?

exile509: chill'n, killen. i just poured one out for my dead homies.

femail100percent: tell me what you want me to do with yo while i slip out of my panties

exile509: wash my truck

femail100percent: oh yyeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips

exile509: are you the matrix?

femail100percent: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your bballs, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat

exile509: i'm picturing a woman fondeling a chicken while squeezing some tennis balls. all the while eating a burger. not as sexy as i thought it would be

femail100percent: i have wome pics on my homepage the link is in my profile, still working on it ...

exile509: working on the burger or the chicken?

femail100percent: oh no nnot work... thats a 4 letter word you know..

exile509: funny, so is fake

femail100percent: open m website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!

exile509: you'll knock over my laptop

femail100percent: whhat do you think of my pics?

exile509: you're a little overweight

femail100percent: shit the phhone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...

exile509: you can't stop a stroke, oh god! my face is paralized!

femail100percent: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look ffor me on there

exile509: oh i see, the phone. is it another man? what about our cyber children. what will your cyber mother say?


Exile

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