Is This Sexual Harassment?
I’m at work and the copier reads up an error message: Periodic Maintenance Required. So, being my job and all, I call in the copier to the Toshiba people.
Toshiba Girl: Thank you for calling Toshiba service, how may I help you.
Exile: yes, I need to call in for Periodic Maintenance on our Toshiba Copier
Toshiba Girl: ok, and what’s the ID number
Exile: it’s _______________
Toshiba Girl: Ok, and what do you mean by periodic maintenance
Exile: I don’t know, I think it just needs chocolate and wants to be held.
Toshiba Girl: what? (She lets out a small laugh).
Exile: well, the error message is reading out Periodic Maintenance
Toshiba Girl: Ok, I’ll send someone out then.
So do you think I’m fired?
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Toshiba Girl: Thank you for calling Toshiba service, how may I help you.
Exile: yes, I need to call in for Periodic Maintenance on our Toshiba Copier
Toshiba Girl: ok, and what’s the ID number
Exile: it’s _______________
Toshiba Girl: Ok, and what do you mean by periodic maintenance
Exile: I don’t know, I think it just needs chocolate and wants to be held.
Toshiba Girl: what? (She lets out a small laugh).
Exile: well, the error message is reading out Periodic Maintenance
Toshiba Girl: Ok, I’ll send someone out then.
So do you think I’m fired?
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
9 Comments:
nope. i'll keep you forever if you're working for me.
By mistipurple, at Friday, May 05, 2006 7:17:00 PM
Was Toshiba girl awake??
Here's your sign...
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By Joygirl1, at Friday, May 05, 2006 8:12:00 PM
That was fucking hysterical.
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Saturday, May 06, 2006 8:30:00 AM
Fired? No. That girl will have a story to tell all her Toshiba peeps.
By Randi, at Saturday, May 06, 2006 9:52:00 AM
misti- careful, i might just put in overtime
joygirl- even the slowest horse crosses the finish line
exo- gotta love tec support
randi- yeah, the story will start: "where do you put chocolate in a copier?"
By exile, at Saturday, May 06, 2006 12:58:00 PM
LOL. I think that just reveals a lot about who you are. No firing necessary. And depending on how often you keep up that maintenance, you could even get a raise out of it! ;-)
By sk8rn, at Saturday, May 06, 2006 1:10:00 PM
sk8rn- oh, i think i already did get a raise out of it...
By exile, at Sunday, May 07, 2006 10:40:00 PM
Can a copier reach menopause?
By Ontario Emperor, at Monday, May 08, 2006 12:34:00 PM
OE- ever seen when the fuser coil burns out? that's a hot flash
By exile, at Monday, May 08, 2006 1:10:00 PM
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