Exile Industries: Department of Redundancy Department: *GASP* Haiku Fridu....

Friday, August 11, 2006

GASP Haiku Fridu....

My office stinks
I can't find the source of it
no one else smells it

***

I have some good news
my cold is in remission
lungs are still plugged

***

So what does this mean?
what little air I can breath
stinks like rotten ass.

Exile

Original_exile@hotmail.com

22 Comments:

what if that rotten smell is you? like... on the inside?

By Randi, at Friday, August 11, 2006 1:08:00 PM
randi- well, as rotten of a person i might be, i don't think you can smell it.

acctually, i just found out it was someone's lunch (everyone liked the smell, i thought it smelled like someone shat our a rotten egg.)

By exile, at Friday, August 11, 2006 1:48:00 PM
jj- luckily this was only temporary, but man did it reek.

so why does your office smell like cat piss?

By exile, at Friday, August 11, 2006 2:59:00 PM
last year I had mice. I poisoned them. About a week later it was time to play track down the smell(s)

By SkookumJoe, at Friday, August 11, 2006 3:52:00 PM
-two of them died INSIDE the washing machine...had to pull the bloody thing apart to remove the corpses.

By SkookumJoe, at Friday, August 11, 2006 3:54:00 PM
Exile - I work with children, you can just imagine what the classroom smells like. Usually its a lovely mix of armpit and farts....mmmmm lucky me!!

By Anonymous, at Friday, August 11, 2006 4:32:00 PM
skook- that's why i always tell people never to use poison.

hella- bleck, and people wonder why i'm disgusted by children...

By exile, at Friday, August 11, 2006 4:45:00 PM
Exile - aww come on now......the kids are cute....they just have to learn how to comntrol the gas emissions LOL

By Anonymous, at Friday, August 11, 2006 5:00:00 PM
hella- no thanks, i'll leave the little filth monkeys where they are. i have no desire to be around anything they may emit.

bleck! (again)

By exile, at Friday, August 11, 2006 5:08:00 PM
They're cutest when they're sleeping, kids.

I'm so glad you're healthy again. Keep that up for at least 3 weeks, okay?

By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Friday, August 11, 2006 5:31:00 PM
exo- i agree, we should put them all to sleep, hehehe

By exile, at Friday, August 11, 2006 7:20:00 PM
no wonder kids smell.
never knew that was the mix.
glad you're okay now.
that means we can continue to play?

By mistipurple, at Friday, August 11, 2006 7:38:00 PM
misti- of course, we can all play
(did you know sex is safer in groups?)

By exile, at Friday, August 11, 2006 10:14:00 PM
hubba hubba..

By mistipurple, at Friday, August 11, 2006 10:36:00 PM
:( i wanna play. you're asleep.

By mistipurple, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 7:52:00 AM
u know there are a bunch of foods that smell like feet. those are always enjoyable to smell.

Unfortunately, I have to say cat piss is the theme with me today too...I was ripping up old carpet and now all i smell is musty cat piss....*gags*

By Sassy, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 8:52:00 AM
ew ew ew ew ew
yuck yuck yuck yuck ew ew ew
blech blech ew again

Ta da! What a haiku eh?

Exile, you just haven't met the right kids.

By Shora, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 2:31:00 PM
misti- i'm sorry dar'lyn, but i just ain't on singapore sling time

sassy- ewwwww, why the hell does it smell like cat piss? (or is this a obvious one)

shora- yeah huh, this is some sort of trick i take it.

By exile, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 4:11:00 PM
Your office stinks? My previous job, only two bathrooms for about 70 people. Skidmarks, every single morning. The smell of a dirty stables. Only thing missing at the end of those skidmarks was a hit deer... *eeeuuuuwwww*

By Dizzie, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 11:04:00 PM
Heart of Darkness- when i worked at a company like that (70 people, 1 bathroom) i used to go to other building to use their bathroom.

By exile, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 11:37:00 PM
This is a sad day, dear. Light a match.

By Yo Mama, at Monday, August 14, 2006 11:41:00 AM
meg- the smell was so volitile that if i lit a match i could have exploded

By exile, at Monday, August 14, 2006 12:01:00 PM

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GASP Haiku Fridu....

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