HNT - Half Nekk'ed Elbow
It is the least thought about part of the body.
We rest on them,
we bend them,
we bang them on things (then wave them around like idiots.)
That's right, the Elbow
A little bird named Wikipedia told me:
in other words, like a door-hinge, it only goes one way, unlike that little whore the shoulder.
(BTW, door-hinge is the only thing you'll find that rhymes with orange... Unless you're from the east coast)
so in honor of our favorite (unsmokeable) joint, I dedicated this HNT to The Elbow, God's Gift To Chicken-Shit Basketball Players.
In yo face!
Elbow at rest
And this one is all for Randi
Pinch-ability... Check.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need some elbow room.
(puns are punny!)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
We rest on them,
we bend them,
we bang them on things (then wave them around like idiots.)
That's right, the Elbow
A little bird named Wikipedia told me:
In the hinge joint (ginglymus), the articular surfaces are moulded to each other in such a manner as to permit motion only in one plane, forward and backward, the extent of motion at the same time being considerable.
in other words, like a door-hinge, it only goes one way, unlike that little whore the shoulder.
(BTW, door-hinge is the only thing you'll find that rhymes with orange... Unless you're from the east coast)
so in honor of our favorite (unsmokeable) joint, I dedicated this HNT to The Elbow, God's Gift To Chicken-Shit Basketball Players.
In yo face!
Elbow at rest
And this one is all for Randi
Pinch-ability... Check.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need some elbow room.
(puns are punny!)
Exile
Original_exile@hotmail.com
Labels: HNT
40 Comments:
mine bend both ways...gross huh?
Happy HNT!
By The Melody Censor, at Wednesday, August 02, 2006 10:45:00 PM
melody- really? how far?
By exile, at Wednesday, August 02, 2006 11:24:00 PM
Unlike melody, I just have the normal bendy ones. Happy HNT
Ms SD
By Sexy Duet, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 12:15:00 AM
Nice white t-shirt!
This is elbow pornography. And I like it.
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 12:16:00 AM
SD- yeah, but man does it bend...
exo- about 40% of my shirts are "give away shirts" about 90% are given to me. and 50% are white
did you like the naughty elbow shot?
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 12:39:00 AM
my elbow says hi
By mistipurple, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 4:06:00 AM
Naughty elbow...? I like the arm that goes with it, too. :)
Happy HNT!
*thanks for stopping by*
By RobynB, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 5:59:00 AM
Did you know there is no physically possible way to lick your own elbow...? Yeah, I figured you already knew...
By Dizzie, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 6:43:00 AM
misti- i'm sending you so much elbow wuv
robynB- i have other HNTs that show more arm (somewhere...)
Heart Of Darkness- very true, but really, how often have you needed to?
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:21:00 AM
elbow grease, are they any good?
By mistipurple, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:24:00 AM
It's impossible to lick your own elbow, too...HHNT
By Di, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 9:35:00 AM
You made me laugh right out loud today...thanks for that. :p
By Mackenzie, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 9:53:00 AM
misti- dont' you buy that at the same place you but sky hooks and headlight fluid?
mommyof3- there's a lot of elbow licking talk today. you know there are far better parts to lick...
BV- anything for a cake eater
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 10:15:00 AM
ohmygod! i totally forgot you were doing this for me! hooray for elbow skin!!!!!!
:o)
By Randi, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 10:40:00 AM
randi- my mind is like a steal trap
(big, bulky, and full of rust)
how could i forget a randi request?
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 10:58:00 AM
I love elbows!!
Although I should show you what I can do with mine..apparently mine are on backwards cuz I can snap them right around and then knock the bones together so you hear the 'clack'. Always a fun party trick.
Elbow skin eh?
Happy HNT
By Sassy, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 12:53:00 PM
Oh, I know all about your white shirts. I think we need a wet one.
I do love the naughty elbow pic.
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 1:30:00 PM
sassy- omg, you so have to get some pics of that
vid clips too
(vid is better)
exo- me in a wet t-shirt would take away all the hopes of all my readers. they would see that behind the hologram of the wizard is nothing but an old (flabby) man
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 3:48:00 PM
I didn't say YOU had to be the one in the pictures, now did I?
By Ghetto Photo Girl, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 4:37:00 PM
..suddenly remembered i got lots of work to do with that sky hooks and what nots. you'll help won't you?
By mistipurple, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 7:27:00 PM
exo- is that the sound of you offering?
misti- can i tie you to this sky hook? so you won't get away...
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 7:37:00 PM
erm.. whatever you say, master.
By mistipurple, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:36:00 PM
such a good little misti *pats her head*
you have a way with pleasing the mind, body, and ego
hehehe
By exile, at Thursday, August 03, 2006 11:22:00 PM
Exile - chocolate body butter. Is that answer enough? ;D
By Dizzie, at Friday, August 04, 2006 2:09:00 AM
HHNT! and thanks for featuring that most forgotten limb
By Anonymous, at Friday, August 04, 2006 6:18:00 AM
whata cute elbow you've got there. =)
By Robyn, at Friday, August 04, 2006 7:20:00 AM
sigh.. if only i were younger, much younger... you'll be my perfect boyfriend.
By mistipurple, at Friday, August 04, 2006 8:33:00 AM
Heart of Darkness- that's more than an answer, that's a plan for the evening
robyn- all the better to bend with
felicitya- that sounds like a challenge. hmmmm...
the only thing comming to the top of my head is (A) using it in a massage, or (b) a sturdy elbow is required for vigorous "mechanical" activity. either way, nothing directly sexual.
By exile, at Friday, August 04, 2006 8:42:00 AM
steve- yeah, i felt the elbow needed some love
By exile, at Friday, August 04, 2006 8:54:00 AM
misti- acctually i was thinking that you're a little too young for me. but i'm willing to over look these things
By exile, at Friday, August 04, 2006 8:55:00 AM
smiles.
coming here is like looking under the christmas tree to see if you have a present for me. :)
By mistipurple, at Friday, August 04, 2006 6:54:00 PM
That's one (two, actually) foxy elbow(s).
By Sandra, at Friday, August 04, 2006 8:02:00 PM
Elbows are cute. Heh.
By Beth, at Friday, August 04, 2006 8:51:00 PM
*clang clang clang...wake up wake up!! i'm bored!!
By mistipurple, at Sunday, August 06, 2006 7:51:00 AM
misit- i acctually do have a package for you, special delivery, of course
sandra- oh, it's the same elbow, it just has a lot of acting range (like jackie chan)
QOA- you know, there's more to a man than his elbows...
misti- 5 more min... zzzzzzzzzz...
By exile, at Sunday, August 06, 2006 11:59:00 AM
MMMMMM Exile Elbow....
Oh yeah and don't worry I will post an update on how the date went!!
By Anonymous, at Monday, August 07, 2006 2:58:00 PM
hella- oh, there are far better parts for you to drool over. i'm so looking forward to how it went with the competition... er, i mean date
By exile, at Monday, August 07, 2006 3:19:00 PM
Exile - far better parts eh??? ;)
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 08, 2006 4:26:00 PM
hella- there are hourly tours of the facility, if you're interested...
By exile, at Tuesday, August 08, 2006 8:06:00 PM
LOL hourly eh....whats the price?
By Anonymous, at Wednesday, August 09, 2006 5:31:00 PM
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