Like Every Freeway Off-Ramp In LA, I've Been Tagged (Updated)

So sweet and innocent little Hella decided to viciously Tag my ass!

More Questions You Didn't Want To Ask! (or know the answers to)

My Earliest Memory - no one belives me, but i distinctly recall being fed from a bottle and concluding that if i opened the side of my mouth to allow air in i could drink easily
(yes, thinking about my self as a baby just gave me a shiver)

At School I - was misserable, picked on at school, picked on at home, and my stomach issues decided to mature before i did.

My First Relationship - (not counting Jr High nonsense) was with my first girlfriend Patty. She lied to me about her age through the first part of our relationship so by the time i realized that she was 4 years younger than me i was already in trouble. (19 and 15...)

My Mom & Dad Always Told Me - that i should try and be more like my brother

I Wish I Had - Super human abilities, like Telekenisis or Telepathy

Most Humiliating Moment - There's been so many, so i'll go with the last one:

While visiting Hella, Sass, and Mr. Sass we went to Dave and Busters. upon returning from a trip to the bathroom i rejoined the group. mid hand caress something didn't seem right, before i could think of a way out of it, i hear Sassy chime in "um, wrong girl."

yeah, i snuggled up to Sass instead of Hella...


Most Happy Moment - exactly 13 days ago

At Home I Cook - Burgers! (when i cook, usually it's ham, cheese, and balogna sanwhiches.)

My Favorite Gadget Is - My Laptop. it brings me word from the out side world, information, a direct connection with friends, and porn porn porn...

I'm Very Bad At - Directions, or shoudl i clarify that i get lost easily, and often. chances are if i've never been there i'll have a story about how i got lost getting there.

When I Was A Kid, I Wanted To Be - A venanarian or an inventor

It's Not Fashionable, But I Love - My highschool PE shorts. they're super thin, and have no elastic left to get in the way of some good scratch'n

Friends (would) Say I Am - a Pervert (they know me well)

The Song I'd Like Played At My Funeral Is - Either


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If I Could Only - Let go of the past

Hardest Thing I have Ever Done Was - Let her go

What I Don't Find Amusing Is - Causing physical and/or emotional pain in others. (yet i still think the Three Stooges are funny)

If I wasn't Me, I'd Like To Be - A hero.

At The Moment I am Watching - My life tick by

If I Were A Car I Would Be - What else...


I Often Wonder - if something like me can ever find love and happiness
(but i know better than to wonder about these things anymore)

And now for something completely different:




Exile

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