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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Anon, And On, And On, And On...

I know I've been away from the blogging world for a while, but sometimes you find pure glimmer of pure stupidity the brings that world rushing back in.



Do you remember the post i wrote a while back about the the guy claiming to be an "expert" on making women squirt? (*How To Squirt, Revisited (Still NSFW)*)


well, after five months someone left an anonymous comment that actually made me LOL out loud:

This couple - the guy doing the video and his girlfriend - were part of the
'Tantra' video series.

I don't see why you're being so critical of him. Who cares
if he has only done this w/ one woman? That's the point of tantra - a bond with
another person

The guy doesn't have to be a man whore for credibility

I can't believe how fucking critical people are on the net. How bout you put up a video series of you and your boyfriend and everyone can sit back and make dumb
comments about you

wow. i mean, wow.

your anonymous comment (with it's lack of accountability) has persuaded me to never be so critical of someone ever again...

Ok, so let's review what is wrong with your comment on my post:

1. i would have had no problem with this video if it was just "a guy doing a video with his girlfriend." if he wanted to show us how he makes his girlfriend squirt then this is very educational and would be a valuable learning tool if i ever have sex with her. but that's not the case, he's claiming that this is how all women work and this retard is actually attempting to tell people expert on this. by this logic i could say that you should always the best way to make a woman orgasm is to choke her with your belt because I've had sex with a woman who liked that. (btw, Anon, if you read that last sentence and got all huffy that I'm recommending that feel free to smack your self with your keyboard, clearly you're an idiot.)

2. so the video's were part of the Tantra video series? oh good. for a minute i was worried that a complete idiot would take Tantra, a practice that aims to spiritually liberate followers from ignorance and to rebirth via ritual and personal connection, and focus solely on the sexual aspect of it in order to make a quick buck and a new form of kink.

3. back to the why so critical. i suppose one of my biggest pet peeves are people who claim to be experts on something when they have no business doing so. you don't have to be a "man whore"to be an expert, but you do have to do research. point in being, one part of the video he actually states that the "dimples" on a woman's back indicate whether woman can squirt or not when the fact is that it has nothing to do with anything. to imply that a woman cannot squirt unless she is skinny enough to have said dimples proves that he has no idea what he's talking about. (anyone who frequents Pornohub.com could tell you that. hehehe)

4. ok, this is my favorite part. usually you can tell when someone is truly inept when they attempt to try and drive their point home by attempting to evoke sympathy while feebly insulting you and a group of innocent by standers. allow me to walk through this one:"I can't believe how fucking critical people are on the net (don't be so mean). How bout you put up a video series (you big jerk) of you and your boyfriend (who is also gay) and everyone can sit back and make dumb comments about you (so take that.)"

One thing i do like about our friend Anon is that he actually managed taunt me by saying that people would leave dumb comments on something of mine while simultaneously leaving the dumbest comment that this blog has ever seen.



(btw, why would someone who's supposedly gay be watching vids about making women squirt?)



Exile

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Smother's Day

i happy mother's day to all you mo'fos. (incidently, it's also my birthday, but my family combined my bithday with mothers day, so my day is shared with thee otheer people.)

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Friday, May 08, 2009

almost convinent

shopping at a 24 hour walmart at 2am does have it's benifits, no lines or ugly children. but you do get your fair share of odd looks when you're asking them to open up the garden centter so you can buy a plant for mothers day two days early.

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Friday, May 01, 2009

Haiku Friday

Life has been so blah

I need me some adventure

(Resident Evil)

 

yup still playing games

Still a total trophy whore

(And still in last place)

 

Weak immune system?

“I will sneeze Swine Flu on you”

(very real threat)

 

 

Exile



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