Monkey For Sale

Here at Exile Industries we have had a long standing policy:



This policy has served us quite well.

recently we have attempted to branch out selling monkeys as well.

Take this unit:

This one was a real bargain! the small hands make it great for industrial work and the prehensile tail has unlimited possibilities in most automotive industries.


unfortunately, recently, this "child black market" or as we like to call it "child African American market" has hit a bit of a snag.


here's the skinny...
see, I've been "joking" about trading Hella's Monkey in for a puppy for a while now. I've even made a few good cases for trading him in for a puppy:

1. Puppies eat less


2. Puppies are cleaner


3. Puppies are easier to train



but Hella's stance has been quite firm on the subject:


*pout*

So, i wasn't that serious about trading him in for a puppy (right?). but what i didn't realize is that little 5-year-old monkeys have a bit of a hard time telling the difference between joking and "for-real-zies".

i found this out the hard way when the last time i saw him he asked his "Mummy" all sadding if she was really going to let me trade him in for a puppy...



So... I guess I'll turn over a new leaf, so starting now Exile Industries will be opening a new division:

Uncle Exile's Child Impound And Containment Center

yes, as a means to make up for past transgressions, Exile will span time with one special monkey to bring a little joy.


can't you see the joy?



and who knows, with the proper amount of time and training, the kid might just make a decent minion.






... of course, if he's a minion i might be able to trade him in for a Delorean...

(Just kidding monkey!)




or
you decide





Exile