HNT- Half Nekk'ed Traveler

Well, it's been the longest wait ever, but i finally got my passport from the glorious US Government (shhhhh, they might be reading this...)




And after seeing Hella's HNT Post, it came just in time




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Blog Rating

NC-17... Man, i need to try harder, i mean, what does it take to get XXX? (hell, I'd settle for an XX)


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Haiku Friday

Moving on Plan B
revising my resume
read: Will Work For Food


Sassy is pregnant!
no more elasticity
but she'll have big'uns

Here is a secret:
The thing i want the most is
a simple life with...








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Plan B

I've never been a big fan of Plan B.

Plan B is never usually as good as Plan A, which pretty much explains why it's a Plan B.

We fall back to Plan B because it usually does not get you everything you wanted, but it still manages to accomplish the goal.

I'm setting my Plan B in motion.


The Situation-
a while back i took a promotion into a position that is, well not living up to expectations. the slight increase in pay has not made up for the stress, the work, or the aggravation that I've endured. While this job has been an endurance trial, i will admit that i could have done a much better job. Currently the big problem is revolving around time off.

in the past 8 months I've taken 3 weeks off (not counting the week that the company shut down for x-mas or the time lost due to illness). (now before you start, i know I've been a bad Exile, but it was so worth it.) my last time off request was for my birthday/Florida trip, and my rational for asking for the time off was that it was going to be my last request for time off until the end of the year. (after all, my family vacation was put on hiatus, so there was no reason to not request the time off.)

what i wasn't expecting was that my with my dad's increase in health my family has decided to go through with the plans for a family vacation. they decided that instead of a trip to Laughlin we would do a trip to Las Vegas. (When you consider the gas for the boat and sea-doos Vegas is just cheaper.) My family is also looking forward to to meeting the Canadian of my dreams.

My dilemma is that plan was to take the time off during the middle of August before my Mom's B-day, but I've already burned up my last vacation of the year....

Plan A-
Plan A was to just go for it and ask my boss if i could have the time off, i figured that the news of my father doing so well may warm him over to the idea of being rid of me for a week. resulting me in me keeping my job and having the time off that i need.

Plan B-
Plan B was based on the idea that I've already asked for too much time off, and the only option i have is to find another job, and submit my notice with a one week buffer between jobs to take the vacation. of course the prospect of looking for a job sucks so much ass...

Well... i attempted Plan A, to which Boss Man denied me. he made a point that i was taking advantage of his generosity by requesting so much time off and putting on everyone else to pick up the slack. (yes i do cover for other people, but i took more time off then anyone else.)but the other problem was that someone else was extorting the situation by cashing out vacation time then taking time off without pay.

So long story short (too late) i will not get any more time off at this job, but i don't' want to pass up a family trip that nearly never was.


So needless to say I'm falling back to Plan B.

it could be worse, at least it's not Plan C (who can get weapons grade plutonium at this time of day?)








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Haiku Friday

I'm such a coward
afraid to ask for time off
since the Boss Man thing

lots of over time
making headway on my bills
my brain is dying...

looking for strippers
cause the best man dropped the ball
dildo shows extra



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HNBB- Half Nekk'ed Beach Bum

A Message from Capt'n Exile Sparrow


Yar, ye be the land lubbers look'n for adventure?

Sail'n the seas of ye ol' cyber space in search of mermaids? Then ye be need'n the propper bait, fer the mermaids of these waters be a particular breed.

ye best be will'n to show some skin, fer they have a sweet tooth for eye candy


Once ye hooked a Mermaid, ye must reel 'em in quick like.

And above all, ye must be will'n to hold on tight, fer if nothing else, Mermaids be a slippery lot.

Slippery when wet.





(With a new count down in the works for an August trip i thought i'd share a couple Florida pics.)


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Meanwhile At Work...

so I walk up to one of our material handlers who is working on moving some
very heavy reels. before I can even offer to help he's already leaning over
the reels and picking them in that way that can only result in a hernia.

Exile- man, you need to be careful lifting those things like that
Handler- no worries, I used to work at Home Depot
Exile- I hear ya, but even still, if you keep lifting like that you're going
to hurt your self.
Handler- yeah, but this is nothing compared to the stuff I used to move at
Home Depot
Exile- dude, I used to work at Lowes and move stuff all the time. hell, I
used to even work at Home Base...
Handler- (interrupts) Home Base?
Exile- yeah... I'm older than I look
Handler- jeeze, they went out of business ten years ago, what are you...
thirty?

i've gotta stop trying to help people

exile

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Haiku Friday

way drunk last weekend
two a.m. and a cell phone
drunk dials abound

waited forever
got my "referb" PS2
fraid to plug it in


did you know I'm a
documentary film junkie?
amazing what you'll learn...






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A Tag From Hella, And A New Little Pet

1. What's in your wallet? Jeeze, it's like a mini filing cabinet... drivers licence, $75 dollars i was going to return for the garage, a receipt for something, bank statement, amex, MC/Debit card, Costco card, $.75 target gift card, doner card, staples card, old college ID card, AAA card, family pic, discount cards, truck key, house key, and a voucher for $3 to staples.

2. Whats under your bed? Nothing, my bed and box spring sit on the floor

3. What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet? Halloween costumes and stuff i never unpacked

4. Whats in your underwear drawer? Monkey huggers, socks, and some socks that don't match

5. Whats in the trunk of your car? i have a truck, no trunk

6. What colour is the underwear you are wearing right now? they're supposed to be white, but i threw them in with my new shorts, so they're blueish

7. Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it? I hide things out in the open, so under my TV stand are videos with no labels... but then again they don't need labels

8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what? for the first time in my life i don't.

9. What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now? a orange monkey hat


10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about? nah, I'm boring

11. What is your last thought before you fall asleep? my thoughts are of the girl i love

12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge? there are no leftovers

13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find? a lot of projects and short stories that will never see the light of day, oh and nudey nudey nudey

14. Do you sleep with anything? Before i started seeing the chiropractor i used to need a pillow under my arm for my shoulder. now i don't "need it" but i hug it when i think of my Hella.

15. What is your midnight snack weakness? Hella

16. Have you ever shop lifted? oh yeah. i was a total nerd when i was a kid, and i looked like the last person you'd expect, so.... yeah...

17. Have you ever vandalized anything? sure did, nothing big, but i did it for the same reasons in #16

18. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I've danced with a moonlight pale devil in Toronto, her name is Hella.

19. What do you wait until no one is looking to do? Adjust my Wang. (Life is one big adjustment)




On a random note, LOOK AT MY WEENIE!

adopt your own virtual pet!

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And Here I Thought I Was Just A Master Debator

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