HNT: Year's Favorite...

herb flex 2
Originally uploaded by Exile509.

well, i don't have a favoite so instead i chose a good Herb Nekked Thursday Pic.

Happy New Year, skanks.

T- Minus 5 days

copper6
Originally uploaded by Protagonist.

... and this will be me

The Power Of "No"

I have given you a gift; I have given you the ability to control what happens to you and how your life will be formed. I give to you, the power to say "no".

This simple, yet universal word gives you the power to say that you do not want something. It is a means of voicing your feelings by stopping the actions taken near/with/for/against you.

I want you to use this power to say no whenever something is happening that you do not like, I want you to use it whenever you feel as though things are happening that make you uncomfortable. This life is not just about me, it’s not about them, and it’s not about anyone else, just you. Retake the control you deserve in your life.

“No” gives you the power to stop that which you do not want, to stop what scares you.

Whisper it, state it, yell it, scream it… however you say it, just say it. As long as I know that you will use this power, then I will always know that I have the power to never exploit you.

If i can belive that you will say no, then i can belive when you say yes.


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Merry Exile-mas

This year we opened our presents on Christmas Eve, everything went well, everyone was here. Mom, Dad, Joe, My Cousin (and husband), and my Grandma. My grandpa didn’t attend though, due to a case of the flu he decided to stay home.

The presents all went well, and yes, the flying pig hat was a huge success.

Unfortunately the evening did not end well at all

December 24, 2005, my Grandpa, Raymond Chang died.

We found the body around 10:30, it looks like the flu had taken the last of his strength and he collapsed on the floor. My family and I sprung into action as soon as we heard (I don’t think I drove slower than 90 on the way over to my grandmother’s house.) The sheriff proceeded with the barrage of questions that always surround death. Around midnight the Neptune Society arrived to away the body. My Mom and I elected to clean up the bathroom and bedroom where he had an “accident” before he passed. The family entrusted me to handle the phone calls with the Neptune Society and wait for them to arrive because I don’t sleep. I was there at 2:00am when they came to take his body, I signed the paperwork while everyone else either went home or stayed to consol my Grandma.

There was one moment that broke my heart; it was grandma’s goodbye.

It’s always tough when someone you love dies, it’s even harder when it happens on a holiday. To be honest I’ve been in shock the entire time, it didn’t even dawn on me that he was really gone when I went in to cover the body.

“Oh hon-ito,” she said choking on tears. “You were such a good man, you were so kind, and sweet.” She began to cry and I steadied her. “Oh god, what am I going to do with out you,” she cried. “You weren’t that sick, you weren’t.” she attempted to tuck the blanket around him and began pulling at his shirt. “Was it your heart honey, did you heart give out on you.” She pulled the collar of his shirt exposing the scar that ran across his chest like a zipper. She began to shake as I helped her to her feet. “You’re so cold hon-ito,” she said turning to me. “I tried to warm him up, but his cheeks were so cold…” (When she found him earlier she thought he had just fallen out of the bed.)



It’s 4:30 on Christmas morning and I’m writing this, I can’t sleep, but I have to, tomorrow I have to go though Ray’s computer to look for anything we need to settle his affairs.


My mom said earlier, “You know, life always happens at like 3 am, babies, deaths, it’s always at like 3 am.”




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Impossible

We're all adults, and we know that we should never just settle for things.

While we all "know" this, we also do this.

I know that I've "settled" plenty of times before, especially when it came to relationships. I've always considered my list to be too far fetched to find all the traits in one person, so I've always tried to find "some" of these traits...

1. smart (this is the most important, and the biggest turn on)
2. sexy
3. silly (you'd have to be)
4. understanding
5. loyal
6. sick, twisted, dark sense of humor
7. hates children
8. thinks I'm funny (like I said, impossible)
9. a t-shirt & jeans girl (doesn't need to spend an hour making her self up)
10. banters movie quotes
11. likes video games (nerd alert)
12. non-materialistic (am I still looking for a girl at this point? j/k)
13. must thoroughly enjoy sex (hopefully with me)
14. a girl that's tough enough that my personally won't grind hers into dust
15. independent (I need to know I don't have to worry about her all the time, can take care of herself)
16. appreciative of the little things (the little things are always the most important)
17. always wants to learn new things, and always has something to teach me
18. when she sees what what's inside me she won't push me away
19. doesn't want to just sit on the couch all the time, and tries to get me not to do it either
20. can handle her self around my family (wolves...)
21. always wants to touch and play

As the realistic person I've always been I've always known that a vast majority of these traits just do not all exist in one person. In fact I usually just settle for 5 or 6 out of the list. Lately though, I've started to notice that I don't' need to settle for 5, 6, 8...

I mean, maybe there is a full 21 our there...

Maybe even a 22...




In Summation (haiku style)

Met a cute girl
Our date was good
My triceps are sore




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Calling All Artists

This is it, I'm at the final stage of turning my condo into a full blown home. I've filled it with all my crap, unpacked nearly every box, and run naked from room to room.

I have all the furniture I need, and all the appliances that are required. All that's left is some culture. Unfortunately when it comes to art I'm about as skilled as a monkey with a cell phone, but I do have one of the most kick ass resources to make this place look snazzy... My minions!

That's right, I'm calling out all the artists out there, painters, photographers, and yadda yadda. What I want is I want your stuff on my walls. I want to have one of your original works on my walls, a personal touch, as it were, to make the place more unique. I thought about just buying some prints and framing them, but I want to know the artist (and if you die it will be worth a fortune!).

So here's how this will work, I'm going to post pictures of my naked walls (not naked balls, calm down Jason) and let you pick which walls you would like your art on. When you decide let me know in the comments which wall you want and post the picture on your blog for me to see! Keep in mind I'm poor, so I can't spend too much on the painting, but if it's reasonable then it's good to go.



The Couch:

As you can see the wall is very naked, wanna play dress up?




The Entertainment Center:

a little bit of space, but it needs something eye catching.




The Dining Room:

Yeah, the mirror idea was really good in theory




The Mini Wall:

This is what you see when you first walk in.




Kitchen Wall:

I need something there to look at so it doesn't just look like a dead end.




My Art:
(these are painting I really like, to give you an idea)

My pool for zen skinny dipping





This is on the wall @ The Jeff's house





yes, you've seen this one before, but I still like it.





Hi Roxy! (This is hers, so give her props!)



So there we have it, now let's go done and makes wit dat sophistication.





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Look At The Size Of That Pecker

out for a stroll
Originally uploaded by RebeccaB_.

cock man! Acording to my amazingly amazing scientific surveying you have a 8 inch long cock.

woo! the ladies will love you! theyll love to have a nice deep peice of love making with you. youll have long term relation ships with real hot girls.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 73% on variable 1

Link: The how big is your cock Test written by BoobSuckler on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Um, i don't know how to feel about the results of this test, so i'll just smile and nod.

Thanks Mitzee!

A quiz like this always makes me feel a little... bigger...

My Own Little World

So I just threw this little deal on my blog.



it's funny, I figured that all my bloggers would be in a select region, but damn.
it's Canadian, southerner or bust.

and who is in Japan and Europe?

in summation: North America Rules!


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HNT: All Hail The Scaley One

Herb was pissed that it's taken so long since the last time he did his HNT poses, so I figured I'd try and feature him a little more in this pic.


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OMG, You’re Wearing Panties!

I had an epiphany last week.

I was running too and fro in my office working with my boss to clean up the office. We went from room to room reorganizing, throwing away junk, and basically un-cluttering the entire office. (Occasionally my boss’s nesting instincts go into overdrive and she just goes on an all day cleaning spree…)

But I digress… As we were cleaning my boss crawled under a desk to rearrange the printer cables and I saw something I didn’t expect…

Panties.

Pink Victoria Secret Panties.

It caught me off guard completely, not in matters of attraction, but revelation. After four years of working at my job my boss has always kind of been like a “mom” figure. She’s always been the person that I go to for all work issues and job stuff. But seeing that pink fabric peaking out showed something that I didn’t expect, beneath the role of “boss” she was actually a woman. I never really thought of her as anything else.


My boss is a woman, didn’t see that one coming.



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The Magic Carpet Ride Is Temporarily Closed.

Alt Title: HNC: Half Naked Chin

Ah who am I trying to kid, it's all naked.



Yes, I had to shave my pitiful little goatee off again. Here's the deal, as I've mentioned before (long, long ago) when I am in deep thought I pull on my goatee. I tug and pull until the thoughts coagulate into a diabolical plot (picture a James Bond villain and his cat.)

Unfortunately, the follicle god thought it would be fun to screw with the way my facial hair grows. So no only do I have "cheek-skers" but it turns out I have little patches missing from my goatee as well. Normally one does not notice these things, but last week I snapped a picture of my self (for the eyebrow post) and noticed I had half a goatee, at least that's how it looked. So I figured I'd trim it off and it would grow back as a full and rich topiary.

it's been a week and it looks like I have a shadow, but no goatee. *sigh* I completely forgot about the follicle god's other cruel joke, my facial hair grows ridiculously slow.

I guess all my testosterone is flowing to my enormous Wang.

His name is Loung Wang, what?



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HNT: Attack Of The Killer Caterpillars

It’s like I have two caterpillars trying to mate on my forehead. Forget the tweezers… Get the pliers!



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